Ever thought your wedding was missing a certain… authority?

Or maybe your corporate gala needs a rhythm section?

Well, you are in luck. In a move that brings a whole new meaning to “policing the dance floor,” the Kenya Police Service has announced that its prestigious band is available for private hire.

If you are worried that hiring a government-backed brass section will break the bank, the rates are surprisingly competitive.

Did you know?

You can hire the Kenya Police Band for your private functions which incude weddings, graduations and corporate events.

With unmatched discipline and a rich musical heritage, the band delivers a unique and memorable experience for any occasion.

Booking rates range… pic.twitter.com/SweG5b7vKj

— Kenya Police Service (@PoliceKE) April 7, 2026

According to a recent announcement from the service, the iconic ensemble is not just for national holidays and state funerals anymore. The dream team is open to the public for a variety of private functions.

Booking fees are currently listed between Sh40,000 and Sh60,000.

While the exact cost likely depends on the location and duration of the performance, it’s a relatively affordable price point for a professional live band of this calibre. 

“You can hire the Kenya Police Band for your private functions, which include weddings, graduations and corporate events. With unmatched discipline and a rich musical heritage, the band delivers a unique and memorable experience for any occasion,” the Kenya Police Service wrote in an X post, accompanied by a video of the band performing.

Reactions on social media, since then, have been nothing short of interesting. 

“I’d like to hire them for my wedding but wavae suits to match the theme of the wedding. Is it possible ama lazima wavae these ugly police uniforms?” asked one. 

“This is the perfect ever indicator of Economic Recession! Ni kubaya! Ni mbaya,” joked another. 

But here’s the thing. If you want your next event to be “criminally” good, you might want to give the boys in blue a call.

Just make sure your guests are on their best behaviour; after all, the band brings their own security.